Less Doomscroll, More Downhill — Heavyweight Tee

Your thumb is tired. Your legs aren't.

You've read the same six bad headlines four times each. Nothing got better. Nothing was ever going to.

Meanwhile there's a hill somewhere doing absolutely nothing about the news, and it would very much like to ruin your quads.

Less doomscroll, more downhill is for the ones who noticed that the fastest way out of the feed is a trailhead — and that no one has ever felt worse after.

Printed on a 6.1 oz garment-dyed heavyweight tee. Thick, soft, and fades like it earned it.

• 6.1 oz heavyweight (206.8 g/m²) — real weight, not a paper-thin blank
• 100% ring-spun cotton, 20 singles
• Garment-dyed and pre-shrunk — lived-in softness from day one
• Relaxed fit, tubular body
• 7/8" double-needle topstitched collar, twill-taped neck and shoulders
• Double-needle armhole, sleeve and bottom hems
• Signature twill label
• Blank sourced from Honduras · printed and shipped from the US
• Made on demand — no overproduction, no dead stock

Garment-dyeing means no two tees come out exactly the same. Slight variation isn't a defect — it's how the process works. Yours will be a little bit its own.