{"product_id":"everyone-i-trust-has-bark-heavyweight-tee","title":"Everyone I Trust Has Bark — Heavyweight Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003eTrees don't network. They just stand there and mean it.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"auto\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"_animating_yu34g_10\" data-newtext-seq=\"2\"\u003ePeople \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"_animating_yu34g_10\" data-newtext-seq=\"32\"\u003ewill tell you what you want to hear. A \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"_animating_yu34g_10\" data-newtext-seq=\"71\"\u003epine won't tell you anything.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"auto\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"_animating_yu34g_10\" data-newtext-seq=\"105\"\u003eWhich, depending on the week, is the \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"_animating_yu34g_10\" data-newtext-seq=\"142\"\u003emore honest of the two.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"auto\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan class=\"_animating_yu34g_10\" data-newtext-seq=\"171\"\u003eEveryone I trust has bark\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cspan class=\"_animating_yu34g_10\" data-newtext-seq=\"171\"\u003e is for the \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"_animating_yu34g_10\" data-newtext-seq=\"209\"\u003eones who've noticed that the quietest \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"_animating_yu34g_10\" data-newtext-seq=\"247\"\u003ecompany is usually the best — who'd \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"_animating_yu34g_10\" data-newtext-seq=\"283\"\u003erather spend an afternoon among trees \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"_animating_yu34g_10\" data-newtext-seq=\"321\"\u003ethan in a room full of opinions.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"auto\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"_animating_yu34g_10\" data-newtext-seq=\"358\"\u003ePrinted on a 6.1 oz garment-dyed \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"_animating_yu34g_10\" data-newtext-seq=\"391\"\u003eheavyweight tee. Thick, soft, and fades \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"_animating_yu34g_10\" data-newtext-seq=\"431\"\u003elike it earned it.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"auto\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"_animating_yu34g_10\" data-newtext-seq=\"431\"\u003eNot for \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"_animating_yu34g_10\" data-newtext-seq=\"462\"\u003eeveryone. That's sort of the point.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e6.1 oz heavyweight (206.8 g\/m²) — real weight, not a paper-thin blank\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e100% ring-spun cotton, 20 singles\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eGarment-dyed and pre-shrunk — lived-in softness from day one\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eRelaxed fit, tubular body\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e7\/8\" double-needle topstitched collar, twill-taped neck and shoulders\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eDouble-needle armhole, sleeve and bottom hems\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eSignature twill label\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eBlank sourced from Honduras · printed and shipped from the US\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eMade on demand — no overproduction, no dead stock\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eGarment-dyeing means no two tees come out exactly the same. Slight variation isn't a defect — it's how the process works. 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